Ever since Ronald McDonald brought an unending stream of unquestioning youngsters to the fast food giant Big Business has been aiming for little hands. Now thanks to the Zeki and Toaster phones toddlers needn’t miss the party.

The Toaster phone is actually quite cool, if basically non-sense. Designed by Renata Quintela the phone charges inside the toaster unit and pops out when a call is received. It also features an earpiece and microphone, should you intend for anything other than an assault of puns.

The Zeki cell phone is a completely different animal. Not only is it a functioning cellular and digital walkie talkie that can maintain communication at 260 ft, it also has video and audio recording, text messaging, MP3 music playback and downloadable games.

While the former is a Brazilian concept and the latter a Korean marketed product, you can bet that toddler bandwidth is coming to a context near you. So what are pre-tweens?