Whether you’re an investigative journalist, a closet prank caller or just a teensy bit paranoid, Teleport 2.0 can help you give call recipients their comeuppance.

Connecting to your computer via USB, Teleport 2.0 records conversations, dialed and called numbers, supports CallerID, can display caller image and name and even sends contact information and lists to office applications.

Great application if you’re the our omniscient narrator, but you may just want to mind your idle boasting lest the tape be running.