Apple fanboys everywhere must have sensed a disturbance in the force at the unleashing of the latest iPhone doppleganger which shares the same birthmark as the iPhone, but in reverse.

Who is the rightful heir to the throne? You don’t need to have seen the Man in the Iron Mask to know that almost certainly this impostor is the true king. All hail the Windows Mobile 6.0, 3.2-inch touchscreen-equipped cell phone, he is clearly our social better.

Not only is this equal and opposite Newtonian constant a welcome leader of the anti-iPhone rabble, he also features TouchFLO, Office Software, GPS and encryption technology, so some might suggest his ascendancy is inevitable.