Rumors of a Christian Dior phone tomorrow have ladies of leisure chomping at their french manicures but is this merely a be-dazzled diamante phone?

Following in the immaculately conceived Italian leather moccasins of such predecessors as LG Prada and the Samsung Armani, the Swarovski adorned Dior clamshell phone has let few details out thus far but the fashion phone is expected to be available for purchase within 2 weeks of its announcement and feature an integrated remote control.

The Emperor’s new clothes? Let us know what you make of the latest fashion phone.